idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I looked at my own cervix.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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