38 yer olds are good kisserssss
People with herpes should wear stickers.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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