Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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