I need help removing her.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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