what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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