I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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