I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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