There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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