Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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