i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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