i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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