He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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