If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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