In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize