Its about making memories worth repressing
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize