Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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