The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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