WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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