I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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