After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Randomize
