So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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