Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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