She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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