is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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