did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I want her autograph on my taint
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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