oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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