last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
