Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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