Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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