He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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