he wants to bone in the snuggie
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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