we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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