big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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