found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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