I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
3pm strippers are depressing
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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