her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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