Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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