The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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