Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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