You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
