yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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