So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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