Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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