What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
and she was petting her beer can
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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