Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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