Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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