i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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