it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
handjob tips. give me some.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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