did you get engaged???
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Mom said you looked used
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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