...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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