I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
my liver is dry heaving
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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